The General, (getting) BIGGER and BADDER

Happy Spring, everybody! I don't know if it's warm in your neck o' the woods, but it's sure great here in good ole' Tennessee! Spring has given the General some new found energy...more like, new found mad skills. Check me out....

For starters, I'm much more vertical these days. Here I am, sitting up nice and tall, chewing on my ducky. If only I could get some teeth...

My charming-the-ladies skills have gotten much better with age and growth....these lady types just won't leave me alone at my exersaucer! I'm all like, "Uh...Security..?"

I am so awesome these days, that I require TWO binkies!
Now, if only I could get them both in my mouth at the same time....

Papa's been letting me hang out with him a lot more recently, since my coolness has increased. (In fact, don't tell Papa, but since my coolness factor considerably outweighs his coolness factor, I'm actually doing him a favor!)
	What's this?.....Sam Adams..?
	Mmmm...this sure beats Enfamil!

And this is what would have happened if he actually had let me drink it... (which he didn't, for all you teetotallers out there:)

But THIS is what happens when Papa drinks it himself....I tried to warn him.

Anyway, it's been good to catch up with you, but...

....you peoples wear me out.....zzzzzzzzzzz......